TOTAL MILAGE THIS WEEK: Swim 0.5miles | Cycle: 60 miles | Run: 16 miles |
Verdict: Must try harder.

So after last week’s wonderful adventure you’d be forgiven for thinking I would be pretty tired on Sunday morning, but you would be wrong. I woke up bright and early, and had my trainers not been drenched from the previous days soaking I would have taken myself off for a long slow run (or LSR).


Absolutely loving life at last weeks park run.

However, as running in wet trainers is not a desirable option I donned my gym trainers, that I definitely can’t run in (incase you were wondering) and finished the last workout on this weeks Ghofitness plan. Its always handy to finish on a Sunday so that I can start a new cycle on a Monday morning and my week tends to run much smoother that way. Unfortunately this week was just not one of those weeks and I had a total fitness/food fail on so many levels. I know many people who read this blog are training for their own events or working towards their own (probably more sensible) goal, so I will take you through my week day by day and highlight all of the things I did wrong to hopefully stop you (and me) from making these mistakes again.

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    The offending breakfast

    Monday: My plan for today was to do a legs workout before work and then go to the track and put in a really good track session with the Crystal Palace Fun Runners. For this to work I needed to do two things: 1) eat a sensible high-carb, low-fat, breakfast. 2) Have a mid-afternoon snack with some healthy fats to keep me full until after running club. What actually happened was that I made a super sickly banana and data pancake for breakfast that I covered in maple syrup resulting in a huge sugar rush that had just about gone before I even walking in the gym, resulting in a half-hearted workout that took twice as long as usual with only half the benefit. Then I came home, ate half a packet of dates, picked at the food I was cooking for my husband, and ended up giving myself a stitch when I got down to the track. Both of these things are more annoying because they were self inflicted. Oh and then I went home and armed with a tablespoon proceeded to eat peanut butter out of the jar.

  • Tuesday: Actually despite my terrible diet on Monday evening, I made a pretty good start on Tuesday. I cycled to work and then did a good arms session in the gym, finishing with an abs blast. I had a healthy breakfast, then I went to yoga at lunch time and had a really strong class. And then in the afternoon a colleague pulled out some biscuits he brought back from France (that were DELICIOUS, obviously), so I ate about 1000 calories in french pastry biscuits, but then I did cycle home and play tennis so there was at least a little bit of damage limitation… until the peanut butter somehow came out of the cupboard again and demanded I eat it right before bed.
  • Wednesday: Today I intended to swim for a mile just to prove to myself that I can… It turns out I can’t. In my defence I lost count somewhere around so did 50/88 lengths and just got out, but in that time I swallowed a lot of water and realised that my swimming style is just so inefficient that if I ever want to complete even a half-iron man in the near future I need to do something about it right now. The moral of the story here is don’t just expect to be able to do something big, start smaller (say with half a mile), and build up gradually. Oh and it was cake club so I ate SO MUCH CAKE… and also more peanut butter obviously.

  • Thursday: I had to work from home today because I couldn’t go into the office but I still got up early to go to the gym and ate a sensible high-carb breakfast… and then sat around in my PJs until I forced myself to go workout and run some errands at lunch time. I actually ended up having a pretty good workout with minimal snacks today. It was probably the best day of the week.
  • Friday: Working from home again so the plan was to get up early, go for a run, and throw in a gym session later on. But I did none of those things… Went to the gym for a free PT session that I had won a while back and learned some interesting things about my wonky legs, did some deep stretching, and then came home and ate a cheat meal (you know, cos I had really earned it).
  • Saturday: Finished my gym plan but missed park run because we were too short on volunteers so I ended up scanning barcodes (which is actually my favourite volunteer role), and I couldn’t swim because there was a race on that I am nowhere near fit enough to enter. Oh and I ate aaaaaaall the carbs, but I did have relatives visiting so you can’t blame me for letting go a little today.
  • Sunday: Today I got up all ready to go for an LSR of around 18 miles before volunteering at junior park run… but I just couldn’t. I ended up doing 4 miles and going home because I just didn’t have it in me. I do kind of think the draw of having my mum and my auntie sitting in my flat and making me cups of tea probably contributed to todays lack of effort though.

Anyway… to combat this terrible week I have made several changes, and every single one of them involves a plan. I am starting a new diet plan, I have ordered a swimming guide book, and unlike last week I have carefully written out my exercise/food plan ready to start a new week. I really can’t stress enough the importance of a good plan to help stay on track. This week is a prime example of that but its important for me to share these times as I am obviously going to hit some stumbling blocks on my way to an iron man.  Hopefully my next blog post will be about how sticking to a plan helped me to be more organised (but it will probably be a “How to eat a whole bunch of egg whites every day for a week without wanting to vomit” post).


In at the deep end


Had my kit all ready to go at 7am

Anyone that knows me well knows that I don’t do things by halves, I either commit 100% or don’t bother in the first place. This means that when I decided to “get into” triathlons a week ago, instead of starting small and building up my distance gradually I planned a route that would allow me to cycle from Crystal Palace to Southwark park (~12km) , run a park run (5km for those of you that don’t know), cycle to the Royal London Docks (~10km, without getting lost), swim the NOWCA open water course (400m), then cycle back to Crystal Palace (~20km). I will make this easy and do the maths for you but that makes a total of 400m swim, 42km ride, and 5km run… without any specific training or nutrition plan. A regular Olympic triathlon is a 1.5km swim, 40km ride, and 10km run, and apparently should be done in that order.

My adventure started out well, the sun was shining while I ate my breakfast (see my instagram page for my food diary) and I couldn’t wait to get on my bike and start which was good because I was running late so I needed to get a move on. The journey to Southwark was great, it rained a tiny bit but no more than a drizzle and I got to the park with about 7 minutes to spare before the run started. It turned out today was Southwark’s 200th park run (congratulations guys!!!) so it was pretty busy but we still started on time and I ran my fastest ever 5km in 21:40! I am pretty sure I could improve on this time next time I go if I start nearer to the front too.

Then it was time to cycle to the docks. Cycling around East London is the worst at the best of times but add in a triathlon closing the roads, google maps trying to send me through multiple construction sites, and a very strong headwind, and I was pretty close to tears when I arrived. Luckily as I walked my bike over to where I thought the start might be (apparently google maps doesn’t know where the open water swim centre actually is) I saw a familiar face from my running club, and my mood instantly picked up. She will probably read this so massive thanks GD! Anyway, after a super quick change into my costume (I decided to brave the cold and not bother with the wetsuit this time), I went down to the start line, dipped my toes into the freezing cold water, and then we were off! Now after feeling pretty apprehensive at the start of my first ever open water swim I have to say that this was without a doubt the best swim I have ever done, and I can’t wait to go back next week.

Post swim smiles all around

After a quick coffee and a couple of oranges I was back on my bike and heading to Crystal Palace. With only 30% battery left to power both google maps and Strava I was feeling slightly worried about my journey home but luckily I have cycled this route once before so I managed to figure out where I was going when the inevitable happened and my phone went flat 3-4 miles away from home. And its a good job I did because by the time that happened it was absolutely siling it down with rain drops and I was soaked.

So in summary I ended up having a really good trip today and it is definitely something I will do again, maybe just once a month as it takes up so much time but its definitely worth it.  I’ll finish with a few highlights/lowlights from today:


  1. All time PB at Southwark park run.
  2. Being in the water with the cable cars and planes overhead.
  3. Cycling home in the rain (I know its weird but I actually really enjoy running/cycling in the rain as long as it’s not too cold).


  1. Having to cycle around the wharfs and use the greenwich foot tunnel.
  2. Falling fowl of the “Strava or it doesn’t count” rule that all serious athletes live by because my Garmin Forerunner 10 is only capable of recording a single sport (a multi-sport watch is on my list… advice in the comments would be much appreciated)
  3. Trying to remove the smell of river weeds from my skin.

Overall I would call it a pretty successful morning!

Tri-ing something new

Hi, I’m Steph, and this is my first ever blog post.


Its exactly 839 days until I turn 30, and I have decided that before that happens I am going to finish an iron man. Now, I am reasonably fit, I workout in the gym 5 times a week following my GHOFitness plan, commute to work by bike, and recently qualified for a good for age place at the London Marathon. However I can’t swim. Well technically that’s not true. I can swim about a mile in a pool doing breast stroke if I am not in a rush, but I’m certainly not going to be winning any swimming races. However, all that is about to change because I have ordered my NOWCA wrist band and arranged to meet a friend at Royal London Docks for my first ever outdoor swim on Saturday.

I intend to use this blog to document my journey towards an iron man along many other fitness goals that I have set for myself that I will reveal along the way. Most importantly I am going to try out a whole variety of training/nutritional tips that catch my eye (fuelling an LSR with baby food is definitely near the top of the list), as well as reviewing any new gadgets or attire I come by, and maybe sharing a few recipes that feature on my instagram page.

So, that’s my introduction to blogging, and your introduction to, well me! Providing I don’t drown or get eaten by a river shark or whatever else might be lurking in the East London waters I will update you all on my swim next week!